A Drunken Rant... Just Cuz I Fuckin Want To!!!!!

POF is so gay i cant believe that motherfucker is making money off such a lame site.
for 1, it should be called plenty of single mothers instead of plenty of fish, cuz all i see
on there is used up sluts who claim they are good girls yet they have a 4 year old kid at the age of 20... go fuck yourself slut (maybe if she did fuck herself she wouldnt end up pregnant).
and there this is the 1/100 girls who are actually decent looking, who claim they are smart, well travelled, tasteful, respectable girls with a good sense of humor, and they say they are lookin for a good guy... but fuck that shit, they want that tatted up white boy who is a known cheater, because hes juiced up and they want his cock juice all over their faces yum yum yummmmm ... fuckin skanks.
More than likely the bitch is a work from home hooker who is on there just to advertise, and after a few messages back and forth she asks if im "generous"...... yah u fuckin cum rag im generous, i will generously put my balls in your mouth and smack the tip of my cock on your forehead, and i wont charge you a dime thats how generous i am. and because ur soooo nice im gonna bring a friend along who is just as generous as me so that he can jizz all over ur tits for absolutely no charge. what happened to the good old days when these fuckin skanks walked the streets, now all you gotta do is sign
onto pof or craigslist and you will find the who's who of edmontons trashiest advertising themselves from the comfort of their own home... and the mother fuckers who make these sites are their pimps. so heres a suggestion for all of you
if you are actually looking for love, go to church and meet a girl... if your looking for a fat single mother who needs a baby daddy... or a photoshopped fake whore thats gonna try charging u $300 for a lay (but will probably settle for $40
and a bottle of vodka cuz she knows she is worthless) then POF is for u. oh and ps FUCK YOU MARKUS

Take My Number and Call Me!

Ok Fellas, remember that night you were out at the bar and you met a slut that you found attractive?  You ask her for her number and she obliges because she's a nice slut!  A few days later you call the whore.  Ring...Ring...Ring...Ring....voicemail!  Damn I hope she calls back because i'm really horny and want to nail the broad.  I'm sure this is a common scenerio to many men and I have to say YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!  She isn't going to call back, she gave you her number to see if you'd fucking call with no intent on ever fucking picking up.  You know what she does after you call and she doesn't pick up?  She fuckin fingers herself, you know why? Because she's fuckin in love with herself that whore! 

I'm going to spell this out real simple for everyone.  A girl likes it when she gets attention from guys.  She'll give out her number because she wants to see if a guy will call her.  One way to get around this is to NEVER ASK FOR HER FUCKIN NUMBER! and give her yours.  That way she will call if interested. 

Or maybe I should do this for all those vindictive whore sluts out there, maybe I should create a fuckin website and everytime i get a number from a whore i'll put it on that website.  Then all these guys can get these numbers from the site and call up these girls who CRAVE attention.  You think that will stop ladies from giving out their numbers?  Probably not those dumb cocksucking whores!

I Want a Nice Guy!

You hear it so often, women saying that they want a nice guy for once.  They do but it's not for the reason that many guys think.  You ever hear a girl say to her friend "I fucked the nicest guy last night!"?  No! It's more like "Oh that Johnny, he's so nice, he held my purse while i fucked a BAD BOY in the washroom and then he jizzed all over my face ooooooo yeahhh". 

Come on guys get your head outta your ass.  Girls don't want NICE GUYS, they want BAD BOYS plain and simple!

This makes me want to share a story with you.

I was in Vancouver, BC, and I was outside of a night club having a smoke.  Their was this hot ass chick wearing a short skirt, nice legs, I just wanted to do things to her that you wouldn't believe.  She's just standing there and out of the  blue this tatted up white boy comes and punches her and she falls to the ground.  I go up to her to help her up, she looks at me and tells me to fuck off while screaming "Matt, don't go, I want to come with you, wait for me...".  Matt of course was the guy who hit her...go figure...slut.  I wonder what that bitch is up to now...maybe Matt fucked her so hard and got her pregnant then took off and left her to take care of the kid...I wouldn't doubt it!

Girls want nice guys for 3 main reasons:

1) To talk to when their boyfriends abuse them mentally and physically.
2) To take as dates to parties because their pig boyfriends don't want to go.
3) To buy them nice expensive things....and then they play you for a fool and cheat on you.

So nice guys, next time you are giving a girl advice on how to make a guy jealous so that he can fuck her brains out, maybe you should just say fuck you SKANK ASS WHORE!

PlentyOfFish or PlentyOfFakes?

Yes I know, the creator of PlentyOfFish has created this online dating world that miraculously lets you find the love of your life right? WRONG!

It's a good idea on his part though, make a website where you can join for free and interact with thousands of people. Too bad this site is full of vindictive women that really don't give two shits about a mans profile.  All they care about is how the man looks, he can be a dick, a womenizer, anything really.  But if he has abs then he's worth talking to.  If you really think about it can we as men blame these women for wanting to be attracted to a man before talking to them?

I think we can!

Let me tell you a little story.

Since I can't mention names on here i'll call this girl I was talking to StupidGirl #1.

I came across her profile and she has been in and out of nasty relationships for the past few years and she is looking for THE ONE to settle down with.  She would like someone who thinks chivalry isn't dead, someone who knows how to treat a lady, and MOST IMPORTANTLY someone who has direction in life.  So i'm thinking to myself, damn StupidGirl #1 wants everything I have.  I got a good job, i love taking care of my lady, i'm way ahead in life for my age.  And I mustn't forget to tell you people that I am above average in the looks department.

So here is how the messages go:
Me: Hi how's it going? Just read your profile and you seem like the type of girl I would normally get along with, and you look great in your pics. I'm wondering if you'd like to chat sometime. Let me know.
StupidGirl #1: Good u? --first off ladies if you aren't going to give a good answer don't fuckin respond....
Me: I'm alright thanks. Just got off work, headin out for dinner right away with some friends.  I find it hard to have a proper conversation on here....do you use msn or anything?
StupidGirl #1: ummm....no thanks i'm not interested.
Me: oh that's cool, i just assumed by reading your profile we'd get along great :)
StupidGirl #1: I guess you were wrong.

At this point i'm pretty annoyed...StupidGirl  #1 is pissing in my ear and telling me it's raining.

Why can't ladies be straight up and tell us the REAL reason they don't want to talk to us?

Are they afraid we might think they are shallow? cold hearted? bitches?

Don't I think that right now though?

Let's hear your comments, and of course stay tuned for the next post, this is just a taste of what's to come.

Intro

ALL WOMEN ARE LIARS!

Ok maybe not all women, but definitely more than half of the women I've met. While some of them are actually nice, down to earth, and innocent, the majority seem to be deceitful and gold digging vultures.

Welcome to my blog where I tell it like it is(my opinion only of course).

Strap yourself in for the ride as I'm going to tell you some mind blowing stories about some of the women I've met.

I will be giving you an in depth analysis of what girls "tell you" and what they really mean.

Ever hear of that dating site PlentyOfFish?  I'll be posting some discussions with women I had on that site as well and it's something you don't want to miss!

Stay tuned for post #1...it's going to be a juicy one.